So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself
this just changed my life